Toilet stop
Ha ha ha! Given my current obsession with all things ablutin', I think this site is worth a mention: a toilet map! I'm surprised no-one's thought to include it in that naughty If You Don't Know Where the Bloody Hell You Are, You're a Bloody Idiot tourism campaign that has the Brits all in a lather. (OK – I doctored the words just a teensy bit).
Well done Australian Government! Whoever thought of this idea, give them a large non-taxable bonus. Also, who goes to check the toilets? Who is the lucky bastard who gets to write 'roving facility inspector' on the blank space where occupation goes? I want that job! (No, no, I'm completely serious – I do want that job – yeah, there'd be a few shockers and you'd want a gas mask and a good sturdy pair of rubber boots, but think of the benefits: not being chained to a desk, the travel allowance, the rare graffiti gems, finding large bags of non-traceable drug money left in rubbish bins…)
Well done Australian Government! Whoever thought of this idea, give them a large non-taxable bonus. Also, who goes to check the toilets? Who is the lucky bastard who gets to write 'roving facility inspector' on the blank space where occupation goes? I want that job! (No, no, I'm completely serious – I do want that job – yeah, there'd be a few shockers and you'd want a gas mask and a good sturdy pair of rubber boots, but think of the benefits: not being chained to a desk, the travel allowance, the rare graffiti gems, finding large bags of non-traceable drug money left in rubbish bins…)
posted by Helen at 4:47 pm
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